Tuesday, February 9, 2010

[Hilarious] Who's the gay homo?

[Hilarious] Horatio's Famous Lines

 
  
  
  
  
  
  
 

He's such a smart CSI, don't you think? Smart-a$$ that is.

Friday, February 5, 2010

[Brain Food] Whole word method

Test your reading skills:

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.


cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!




[Hilarious] Nakaisa si Batangueño

Setting: Restaurant

Batangueño: Miss, yaong bill ko.
Waitress: Eto po bill nyo Sir.
Batangueño: (160 lang) areng 200 ineng.
Waitress: Sir, baka may 10 na lang po kayo?
Batangueño: Baket? 160 lang ang bill ko at 200 naman ang binigay ko diga?
Waitress: Opo sir. Bibigyan ko naman po kayo ng buong 50.
Batangueño: Ahhh... areng 50. (Hehehe.. Lugi siya.)

Thursday, February 4, 2010

[Photography] 360 Photography

I saw this site called 360Philippines.com and was I so amazed of their shots! They featured photos taken in 360 degrees! How the hell is that possible?! I was so green in envy that I had to know how to do it.  So I researched and here is what I found.

Requirements:
  • DSLR
  • Wide angle lens
  • Tripod
  • Spherical Panoramic Head
  • Photo editing software
  • PTMac/PTGui
Follow these steps:
  1. Take your DSLR with the wide angle lens, Tripod, and the Spherical Panoramic Head to your desired location.
  2. Take 6 shots - straight, left, right, back, up and down.  The photo for the floor has to be taken manually.
  3. Go back to your PC, laptop or whatever and transfer your photos.
  4. Use PTMac/PTGui to process your photos. Except for the floor picture.
  5. Create a cube.
  6. Render an image of the cube.
  7. Using your photo editing software, process the floor picture to blend with the cube picture.
  8. Once the floor picture is ready, save it and place it in PTMac/PTGui as the bottom picture of the cube.
  9. Now create your 360 movie file.
Simple, isn't it?

Happy flickering.

[Stories] The Good Life

Before anything, I have to say this - The following post is based from a friend's experience... not mine.  Their names on this post are not their real names... or maybe they are. Who cares?

Alright.

Do you know that place in Antipolo? That one across Sta. Lucia mall with those bright lights?  Yea, that's the one - Paragon Square Building!  Good Life Reflex Zone is (according to the ad) the natural choice if your body craves for a therapeutic massage or a structural body work (yea boy!). Anyway, a friend of mine took a trip for a structural body work (gotta love the terms they give for it) at the Good Life along with some friends from the office. They heard good things about the place from the web so they were kinda excited to be there. When they got there, man! the place was busy and it was a Thursday night. Little do they know that it didn't matter what day it was as long as your body craves for it, you're there. Most of the good ones were taken so they had to settle for the not so good one.  Although, one of them got lucky. They took three rooms. One for each then off they went. Now Rey (my friend), got ready for the session.  Brushed his teeth, washed his hands, etc. so they could start right away. When number 65 got in, she was fine but not pretty though. They both prepared to take a shower.  When 65 took her upper underwear off, to Rey's surprise, 65 had a huge thing beside her left nipple.  It looked like a twin nipple.  It was like a nipple area had two nipples. He was so grossed out but he was too lazy to replace her. So they did the thing then paid then got together with his buddies at the lobby. Notice I skipped the juicy part.  That's because there was nothing special that happened! Anyways... It turned out, his friends had noticed something unusual too about their attendants. One had a huge scar on the side of her thigh then the other had humongous moles on her back and shoulder. They got so grossed out that they vowed not to return to that place ever again. I was like, "Dude, if you had a few more hundreds to spare, you should have gone to the 4th floor! Good time guaranteed." So to those who plan on going there for the first time, don't expect anything as to not to ruin it.  Better yet, go to the 4th floor instead.


The rating for the place: 1 out of 5 - Send your attendants to training on people skills and please choose who you hire.

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